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Click [Nothing To Declare] if:-
- You have passed a previous inspection queue and have been declared free of lice
- You are definitely not bringing any undeclared foreign nationals into the country.
- You are British and are damned if you will declare anything to some bloody website.
- You don't want to declare anything
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Click [Something To Declare] if:-
- You are a festering pit of disease and depravity.
- You are a dirty rotten lying scumbag with less right to live on this planet than a mollusc.
- You are the very epitome of all that is bad about humanity, and the very root of the argument that some philosophers have for us never having left the trees, you vile little cretin.
- You are Welsh.
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